I want to reconcile the violence in your heart

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This is why you didn’t make in into The Avengers

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  • americans: we are so annoying
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  • Me: I shall study
  • Me: Stares at textbook
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  • Me: There is no homoerotic subtext in this
  • Me: I must go
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what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus

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  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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i cant stop laughing


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lol i promised everyone in my biology class that i would bring them doughnuts if they wore red shirts on tuesday but im just going to get the school officer to come down and talk to them about gang affiliation

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